Friday, October 16, 2009

Wish I had this. Wish I had that.

I feel bad. I feel worthless. I just have to be the biggest hypocrite. I just turned down an offer for a bike trip to Chikaldhara. And I was talking about a bike trip to Bombay. :|

At time like these I start wishing.

1. I wish I had infinite cash in my account. Like lots. Remember that scene from Scarface? Like more than that. I want to swim too, in pools of money like Uncle Scrooge does.



Or, if God thinks he can't make that happen, then,

2. I wish petrol was free. And there should be thousands of petrol pumps everywhere.

"Petrol. 500 ka."
"Sirji, petrol free ho gaya hai."
"Haw! Toh fir full-tank kar dijiye."
Fill-Fill.
"Thank you sirji."
Thump-Thump.



If even this, God says, is not feasible, then,

3. I wish I was in Bombay.



Why do good things have to be so unattainable? Or is it just Murphy?

11 comments:

Aggie M said...

one of those day, huh?
This Chikaldhara mocks us man. its pointing its fingers at us and laughing.
Free petrol!!
Utopia :D
ooh and power ZAP!! it helps :)

William Deng-Deng K. said...

Chikaldhara, man. I've been saying we've to go there for so long now that I don't believe me anymore. We'll go na? Free petrol is what this world needs. Charge us double for beer. But make petrol free. :( Oh! And we got crackers and sweets for Diwali! :D :D

William Deng-Deng K. said...

And oh man. MJ and Pai asked me last night. Chikaldhara on bikes. And I realized I don't have cash. :| So that's what happened. There. :|

Such! said...

Sad. I feel for thee.
Free petrol. Ha. The world aint a perfect place boy, Murphy will always be ridin' ur arse.
We have all been through the cash stinted times. This too shall pass. Like GRE.

Related note: weren't you planning to give it too? When?

Unrelated note: I saw your pic with the gay, pink drink. :D

William Deng-Deng K. said...

That's what makes me wish for it. :(

And I'm not that into going abroad and all. I might though. Who knows. So I'll give GRE shanti se.

Nooooooooooo!! (GASP) Aggie's dead! And btw, its not pink. Its maroon. And maroon's not gay, is it? :|

Such! said...

Umm ok, maroon's not pink Deng. Not pink. Ok? Fine! We'll just let you have that one.
You can't kill Mag, I'll kill you. No wait, lemme check her entire stash, then we decide and split OK?

Aggie M said...

Kill me. Kill Awesome Aggie. yeah, puny humans, we'll see*insert evil giggles*
that was not maroon.
it was *drumrolls* Blushing Pink :) :)
We have proof.
And Deng, Chikaldhara :| Money sucks man. Its such a liability.

William Deng-Deng K. said...

@ BF : Please don't believe Aggie. It wasn't.. erm.. (cough)blushing (cough)pink. It wasn't. And yeah. First check her stash while she's still there. If its plenty, then we snuff her out. I don't want blood on my hands for no reason. Ok?

@ Aggie : U just come here. I'll make u drink the pinkest of drinks and take a photo and upload it everywhere! Ha ha.. ! Oh. But u're a chick! DAMN! ARGH!

Nikhil said...

Dude....STOP WHINING man !! I understand you are temporarily short of money but if I am not mistaken there have been times where you have spent money as if there was no tomm. and there was no corking that supply :) . It's a passing phase ...soon you'll be loaded again :). And Bombay with Porc.Tree and all it's awesomeness is just a month away , aint it ? :) Unless offcrse u BACKOUT :D .

Cheers

Sharanya said...

Yeah, you better make it for Porqupine Tree!

And that picture. *@&&*^#^#%^#I^&*#(#)0-#)_@)+@)(_-ing awesome. Can I save it?

William Deng-Deng K. said...

@ Annihilator of the New Aeon : Dude. I won't back out. Not me. I'll be there. And yes, it is going to be awesome. :)

@ Sharanya : I will. I will. :)
I dig this pic! I was so high on the locals ka experience! Bombay, man. Bombay. And leaning out of the door and taking pics like these : priceless. :)