Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Of Mosh-pits, Chicks, and Maiden.

With great bad-ass behavior comes great confidence.
- Analogous to that dialogue from Spiderman.

FUCK Bush.
- Vocalist, Cyanide Serenity.

This is what happens when you FUCK with nature. Or, let me put it in simpler but more graphic terms; This is what not to do when a bird shits on you.
- Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden, before starting Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.

The greatest spiritual leader a nation ever saw was a music concert.

Maiden! Maiden! Maiden!
- One of the many requests for an encore at the concert.

Words fail. The sheer awesomeness of it. Its Brobdingnagian appeal. Amplified.

But I can try. The only way to describe it is the DB- way.

1. DBT : Death By Train : Try traveling more than 24 hours in a train. 6 hours of which were spent in a general compartment. With people around you, digging their nose-holes wildly, see if you can survive the torture.

2. DBC : Death By Chocolate : The ice-cream which costed us a bomb. Here's how its made: A thick layer of vanilla at the bottom. A thicker layer of chocolate brownie on top of it. Then comes the hot chocolate. Lots of it. Lots. And lastly, a huge layer of nuts. And we ordered three. One for each of us. Tyrant proved himself worthy of his name and finished all of his DBC. Slash and I couldn't.

3. DBP : Death By Pit : The CRI winners covered Lamb Of God. That's when all the moshing started. Crazy shit! And to an alien eye, it may look/sound very enigmatic. But to one participating in the mosh-pit, the mere idea of crashing into someone else itself is intoxicating.

4. DBM : Death By Maiden : Two hours of Iron Maiden! I can finally start a -done- list with IM's name checked off it. Less than 50 meters away! That's where they were! Plain -Fuck!-!

5. DBR : Death By Rickshaws : Fuck them! All of them! Assholes! They fucked us badly. The rickshaw-walas.

This is it. This is how it was. How it went. Awesome! And i didnt even miss a single practical class. The Tyrant missed three though. I want to list out a few points worth remembering. Here:

1. The Tyrant's business card. A joker. And the guy at the entrance gates who laughed when I informed him that what he happened to see accidentally in the Tyrant's wallet was not any ordinary joker of a cards-deck but a business card.

2. The general compartment.

3. The grandness of the ISKCON Temple.

4. Corner House. Not all of us were able to complete the DBC. But the first bite of it is totally unforgettable. The look of it! DBC. Respect!

5. Mosh Pit. Easily, the best thing (after Maiden, ofc) that happened there. Then. I regret not moshing for whatever time I might not have been present in the pit for whatever reasons possible. But the time I spent in there gave me a high unachievable by anything. Bliss!

6. Chicks! Hot. Hot. Very very hot! With piercings here and there, a few looked super-sexy. And the fact that all of them listened to metal amplified their sexiness. Laurren Harris was hot too.

7. Iron Maiden. All hail Maiden.

8. Andhra Style Family Restaurant. Saved us from possible death by starvation. Hogged like dogs.

Tyrant, Slash. Any additions?

Body's still aching from moshing incessantly. Kaan abhi bhi baj rahe hai. But I give no fuck. I saw Maiden perform live. That's one off the list. Slayer should come. Lamb Of God too. Many.

6 comments:

Such! said...

maiden virgin no more huh?!
feel glee for thee :D
And Tyrant? Mystified.

Anyway hola gain after a long long time...Blatd Happy Vday

William Deng-Deng K. said...

Hola! long time, yeah.
Bltd Happy V day!
no more a Maiden virgin. yay!! it was AWESOME! 8 to 9 hours of metal. crazy!
and Tyrant! he's mean and he's feared. he commands the seas. and stuff like that. :P we go by different names on DC (hail DC!) :D

Aggie M said...

O poor innocent Muchi! thou must quake in fear of the mighty Tyrant who will suck the life out of you!!!
Deng, your life will never be the same again. Mosh pit!!!AWE !!!

DBT- Death by teddy on VDay. life is such a bitch.

Tyrant said...

awesome ha..but one more thing that might deserve a mention in ur blog..death by "samosas"..those fuckin samosas dint have the slightest bit of potatoes in them..n aggie..thanks for all the glorification!!..life's a bitch for all of us...if that can make u feel better :)

William Deng-Deng K. said...

@ Weasel : suck, as in, "um, dude? how do u drink this?" suck? :P
Mosh Pit!!
teddy - Jack Black?

@ Tyrant : i swear man! "sude" samosas. fuck sude! waste of twenty bucks, that was.

@ Suchi : seriously Suchi. fear him. :P

@ Weasel + Tyrant : life *IS* a bitch.

Jessica said...

That was very entertaining.... lol. Though I didn't understand most of it.